The Chronicles of Wah-Wah, Part I

Sex is intimate; Sex is fun.
George Michael says its best when its "One on one."
One on one; or one with one?
Playing with self can be just as fun.
You don't hear no back talk; you don't have to pretend
That you got off before he came to an end.
Osaki is nice; he spasms and turns
And when you are done with him, you haven't the burns.
You won't get knocked up; you have nothing to protect
And after you are done, you still have self respect.
Playing alone can be so much fun;
You don't have to stop until you are done.